There comes a time in every woman’s life when she must admit that her favorite childhood Christmas cocktail (yeah, yeah — I said it) … Read More

Lazy and lowbrow, but also kind of brilliant.

Try it once, and you’ll never again buy that saccharine shit they sell at the grocery store. 

I love the idea of homemade holiday gifts, but I usually don’t get around to them in time. Seriously, who has the fucking time … Read More

Merry, bright, and super fucking easy.