Easy AF Chalkboard Pumpkin Non-Tutorial

chalkboard paint pumpkinOh, you think it’s too soon for me to post Halloween content? You should know me better than that by now. Anyway, this chalkboard paint pumpkin has been sitting around my house for, like, a month already. I made a chalkboard paint pumpkin slideshow tutorial for work a while back, but I’m a fucking nice person so I’m gonna give you the CliffsNotes (even though I’m sure you can figure it out on your own) without giving away all the really fucking wholesome content I wrote for the brand:

  1. Paint a pumpkin with chalkboard paint.
  2. Let that shit dry.
  3. Write some damn words on it with chalk — though a chalk marker works better.

P.S. This is not the message I wrote on the pumpkin for the brand tutorial. Duh.

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