We are deep into the holiday season — like, all up in its guts and shit. Today I even bought a Christmas tree, and it’s still barely November and I feel like I’m super late. It’s a tiny Fraser fir and it will live on a table since I have a human toddler and a dog toddler, but it’s here and I can’t wait to decorate it. But first, it’s time to finally get you organized for the upcoming month. I’m still super behind from my pre-Thanksgiving plague, but at long last (really, the last possible fucking minute), I present your free printable December 2017 calendar, available now as a digital download.
This month, I went for ornaments, which I realize are super Christmassy and I’m more of a Happy-Secular-Holidays-type person, but goddammit, I was raised in the midwest and even my atheist ass loves singing O Holy Night and Hark! The Herald Angels Sing on occasion (or possibly for the entire month of December and maybe a little in November, too). And I like shapes. And ornaments come in fun shapes. I also added some holiday reminders on here. In addition to Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, and New Year’s Eve, I jotted dowm the start and end of Hanukkah, as well as the start of Kwanzaa. I’ve avoided adding holidays before, because once you start, where do you stop when you’re festive as fuck? But I hope this covers most of what should be noted in December.
The PDF is set up so that if you have the capability to print to the edges of paper, the ornaments will look like they’re coming from the very top. Unfortunately, every time I tried to do that with my shitty little printer, it would only print in gray. So I’m not really sure what’s up with that. Best of luck you? I fucking hate printers. (Seriously, why has printer technology not evolved since, like, 1997?)
As always, the calendar is free, and as you may or may not know by now, the only catch is that you need to “buy” the digital file from my store. You don’t have to pay any money or give any credit card info or anything like that. You just have to plug some information into some boxes. But I promise I won’t sell your email address, or stalk you (unless you’re really super fucking cool), and I think if you create an account it makes it really easy to download it next time. Also, I think I’ve fixed it so that those of you who aren’t in the US can easily download it. (My physical items are US shipping only for now, since I’m too lazy to deal with international shipping.)
And, really, don’t forget to follow me on Instagram. We’re on the honor system here. Don’t be a dick. Especially not during the holidays.