Guys, it’s “The Holidays.” I can say that now, right? Like, Halloween is basically almost over (j/k, I haven’t even figured out my costume yet), and soon every store will be playing Christmas music and you’re probably already packing for wherever you’re going for Thanksgiving and OMG, how is it already 2018? Anyway, here’s your printable November 2017 calendar, available now as a free digital download, and much later than I intended to get it to you. Oops. Sorry.
Yet again, this calendar may look slightly familiar, because aren’t all calendars just a bunch of blank boxes that make you feel like, hey, this is going to be a new month, and I’m going to get my shit together THIS month? That is, until you start writing down shit and get to, like, the fifth, and realize, “Oh, I have a job-job now, and freelance, and a blog I do for fun [read: no money], and a toddler, and I haven’t shaved my legs or washed my hair in a week and I’m never getting a pedicure ever again.” So, yeah, I borrowed a few elements from the September calendar, but I also added some other stuff like acorns and feel-good doodles that you’d see on some basic-ass dish towel that says “Grateful.”
As always, the calendar is free, and as you probably know by now, the only catch is that you need to “buy” the digital file from my store. But you don’t have to pay any money or give any credit card info or anything like that. And I promise I won’t sell your email address, or stalk you, and I think if you create an account it makes it really easy to download it next time.
In exchange for this free item from my shop, the only thing I ask is that you follow me on Instagram. ‘Cause it’s FESTIVE AS FUCK TIME. That’s like Peanut Butter Jelly Time, but with scented candles and boozy cranberry sauce and gold flatware and homemade stuffing with two sticks of butter.
And, really, don’t forget to follow me on Instagram. (We’re on the honor system here. Don’t be a dick. And it’s basically the fucking holidays.)