Printable Hand-Washing Signs 8.5 x 11

PEOPLE. It’s time to wash our hands like, well, we should have been doing all along. These printable hand-washing signs serve as a friendly-ish reminder to suds up in the bathroom, kitchen, or anywhere someone might need a nudge.

Upon purchase ($3.50) you’ll receive an email with a link to download your sign immediately. You can easily print the PDF on 8.5  x 11-inch (US letter-size) paper, then frame it, laminate it, or glue it on the wall if you have to.

Note: Printable PDFs, once purchased, will not have credit information at the bottom or URL under the copy.

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Fuckity Fuck, Fuck Trump Printable Poster

“Abstract” anti-Trump art, based off one of my most popular IG story slides.

100% of proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter. (Patreon supporters get it free.)

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Printable Hand-Washing Signs
Printable Hand Washing Sign: Everyone Must Wash Hands

A printable hand-washing sign, featuring the line: “Everyone must wash hands before returning to anything. (Or we all gonna die.)”

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Printable Hand-Washing Signs
Printable Hand Washing Sign: Grandma’s Life Depends On It

A printable hand-washing sign, featuring the line: “Wash your hands like your grandma’s life depends on it. (Because it totally does.)”

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Printable Hand-Washing Signs
Printable Hand Washing Sign: Phish Show

A printable hand-washing sign, with a psychedelic design, featuring the line: “Wash your hands like you just used a porta potty at a Phish show.”

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Printable Hand-Washing Signs
Printable Hand Washing Sign: Thrift Store

A printable hand-washing sign, featuring the line: “Wash your hands like you just dug through the silverware bin at a thrift store.”

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Printable Hand-Washing Signs
Printable Hand Washing Sign: Wash Your Fucking Hands

A printable hand-washing sign, featuring the line: “WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!”

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Printable To-Do List

A printable to-do list. Because you have shit to do.

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10-Pack I Fucking Love You Greeting Card – IMPERFECT

I FUCKING LOVE YOU – 10 Pack

For your boo or favorite people any fucking day.

These cards have been in storage and may have some slight imperfections (barely dogeared corners, etc.) but they’re still in good shape for sending to your favorite people.

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I Fucking Love You Greeting Card – Final Stock!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

For your boo on Valentine’s Day or your favorite person any fucking day.

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10-Pack Thank You So Fucking Much Card – Final Stock!

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

For when you’re really, really fucking grateful for more than one thing.

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You’re The Shit, Dad Greeting Card – Final Stock!

YOU’RE THE SHIT, DAD

A funny Father’s Day card or birthday card for the dad who loves his “me” time.

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Holy Shit Greeting Card – Final Stock!

HOLY SHIT

Great for pregnancy, marriage, big purchases and other milestones.

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