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festive af necklace opal and gold
Brass FESTIVE AF Necklace

FESTIVE AF NECKLACE

A hand-stamped brass necklace for your most festive fucking friend (or yourself).

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free printable may 2018 calendar
Free Printable May 2018 Calendar

A FREE printable May 2018 calendar.

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thank you so fucking much greeting card festive as fuck
Thank You So Fucking Much Card

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

For when you’re really fucking grateful.

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Free Printable Shit To Do List
Free Printable To-Do List

A FREE printable to-do list. Because you have shit to do.

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i fucking love you greeting card
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

For your boo on Valentine’s Day or your favorite person any fucking day.

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free printable april 2018 calendar
Free Printable April 2018 Calendar

A FREE printable April 2018 calendar.

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free printable march 2018 calendar
Free Printable March 2018 Calendar

A FREE printable March 2018 calendar.

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thank you so fucking much greeting card festive as fuck
10-Pack Thank You So Fucking Much Card

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

For when you’re really, really fucking grateful for more than one thing. Save $12 when you buy a 10-pack!

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happy fucking birthday card
Happy Fucking Birthday Card

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Because this is what you really say to your friends on their birthdays.

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this fucking sucks sympathy card
This Fucking Sucks Sympathy Card

THIS FUCKING SUCKS

An honest sympathy card for when shit just fucking sucks.

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Funny Father's Day Card
You’re The Shit, Dad Greeting Card

YOU’RE THE SHIT, DAD

A funny Father’s Day card or birthday card for the dad who loves his “me” time.

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holy shit greeting card
Holy Shit Greeting Card

HOLY SHIT

Great for pregnancy, marriage, big purchases and other milestones.

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