Lean Into Being an Old Lady With This Vinho Verde Wine Spritzer
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This white wine spritzer is gonna get you drunk.
Boozy Roséggs for a Grown-Up Easter
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Like if frosé and jello shots had an egg baby.
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice… And Cinnamon!
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One bottle of booze, all the fucking flavors.
A Fancy-Ass Gin Martini
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As many vermouth-soaked cocktail onions as you can fit on a pretty little pick.
My Lazy But Brilliant Christmas Tree Cocktail
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Lazy and lowbrow, but also kind of brilliant.