An Ode to the Simple Whiskey Soda

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whiskey soda cocktail

Okay, I’ll admit it: the whiskey soda is not the most festive cocktail in the world. In fact, it’s kind of boring as fuck. But it’s still so wonderful in so many ways.

To start, the whiskey soda cocktail doesn’t require any measuring, and really, you don’t even need a recipe. Just put some whiskey and club soda over ice in whatever proportions you’d like, and you have a boozy, bubbly drink in less than 30 seconds. And speaking of those proportions, you can make it super strong (e.g. whiskey with a splash of soda) or when you’re super hungover, you can do what I do: club soda with a splash of whiskey.

You can add a lime wedge, a twist, or even a dash of Angostura bitters. Or nothing at all. And if you’re feeling frisky, that club soda can be your favorite flavor of La Croix. It may not play beautifully with the whiskey, depending what flavor you choose and what whiskey you’re using, but — come on — if you’re adding La Croix to your whiskey, do you really fucking care that much?

Plus, when you’re on a low-carb diet, like I’m supposed to be right now, the whiskey soda is a perfectly fine drink that has NO CARBS. Yes, I repeat, the whiskey soda cocktail has zero carbs. I still don’t understand how whiskey doesn’t have any damn carbs, but I’m not going to fight anybody about it.

Perhaps the best thing about a whiskey soda is that it’s a great way to drink shitty whiskey. While I am in no way advocating the regular consumption of bad booze, sometimes you’re out and about and the bar selection is less than desirable. That’s when you order a whiskey soda with a lime. Of course, if you’re making a whiskey soda cocktail at home, you should use something you like — maybe just don’t use your most expensive stuff.

whiskey soda cocktail



Whiskey (as much as you damn well please)
Soda (as much as you damn well please)

Fill an old-fashioned glass a handful of ice. Add whiskey, then club soda. Enjoy.

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2 Responses

  1. Bonnie Wilcox
    | Reply

    Love your honesty!

  2. Rg @arrrgee
    | Reply

    Emily, while listening to the audiobook, “The Snows of Kilimanjaro” by Ernest Hemingway, I just learned of the mind engager known as a whiskey soda. Your descriptive literary prowess roused my interest in quaffing said spirit.
    Just wanted to let you know I surely enjoy your talents for enhancing the English language. With my gratitude, from the epicenter of Oz. Rg

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